i stop by mcdonalds on my way home from the DMV for my daily order of 3x extra large fries, extra extra seed oil. i wolf them down while admiring my new drivers license, i've just registered as an organ donor, my dream since i was a child. i chase them with 50mg of lexapro, the perfect taste profile pairing. driving back i see a sign for half off lasik and decide to stop. this will be my 15th time getting lasik, i'm still rolling the dice for 20/10 vision. after the quick and nearly painless procedure i relax on the couch with a nice progestin pill, my favorite daily treat, while chatting with whatever model the new GPT-5 router sees fit to give me. life really doesn't get any better than this.