what if instead of all this insane serverless horizontal scaling lambda bullshit we just made one Really Really Big Virtual Computer.

why can't i just fucking ssh into something that looks like a posix system but autoscales the filesystem and the cpu and memory arbitrarily

"that would be insanely unbelievably inefficient" shut the fuck up man i just want to be able to scp 80 TB of data around and let claude code run python scripts over it without having to set up fuckin mapreduce

"stateless" fuck that shit man let me write to the file system !! it's great at persistence that's the whole point!!!

"rest api microservices" WE LITERALLY HAD SOCKETS 40 YEARS AGO