everything is about sex.

except sex. sex is about power.

and the price of power increased by approximately 4 cents per kWh over the course of the biden administration.

in this essay i will explain how zoomer fertility rates have been decimated by electricity macroeconomics:

the really funny thing is i fed this as an essay prompt to complete to all three frontier models and they all immediately correctly determined that the maximal estimate of ~$400 annual extra spend on electricity had basically zero chance of affecting dating behavior

then proceeded to make up polemics about how the mere act of thinking about electricity prices and phones in the modern world drains all romance and joy out of human connection, since there was in fact zero economic thesis to be had here